Locked out of there like Bruno Mars sang

    by JennyBeckman

    25 Comments

    1. dwaynewaynerooney on

      We are not that lucky, folks. Also, being stupid and evil is healthier than an alcohol-free, vegan diet.

    2. Remarkable_Peanut_43 on

      No chance Jesus is going to help Trump, after everything he’s done to everyone in this country named Jesus.

    3. >cord gone break

      nah, it’ll be more like one of those trapdoor in a cartoon where his lumpy orange ass just drops into shit

    4. wetcoffeebeans on

      That man is finna crossfade from the mortal plane into hell like a real smooth DJ set.

      Like 10 breaths away from death, mans last word is gonna be “could one of yall turn the heat down??”

    5. St. Peter: “Bro, child cancer charity fraud? presidential pandemic proliferation? child predation rivalry with a trafficker? These crimes aren’t even in the book, this is like double-stuffed sin casserole salad.”

    6. Trick_Eagle2899 on

      All I’m saying is if God wants my Christmas present this year to be Trump and all his goons get in a plane crash, I would not mind it at all

    7. NancyPelosisRedCoat on

      Pretty sure this is why he’s trying so hard to get a Nobel Peace Prize. Dude’s trying to trick Gos into believing he’s a good person.

      ^(and Obama got one, so…)

    8. This feels like a campaign by the media to manufacture consent and tolerate the rest of his presidency. I’m not buying into it.

    9. MediocreGreatness333 on

      You don’t get to live the life you did and start talking about heaven unc. You know where you’re going.

    10. Can we stop electing old crusty white people who are on the verge of death and wouldn’t care what happens in the next 5 years cause they won’t be here?

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